Parents Keep Making Two Google Accounts For Their Kids Because of a Deeply Silly Restriction. I'm One of Them.
It's an easy mistake to make. In this case, Google makes something frustrating, while Apple and Microsoft make it profoundly easy.
One of the first suggested searches for “turn google account into” is “into child account.” Huh. The resulting is threads with parents frustrated, without a solution.
‘It should not be a big deal to make it work.”
“Had same problem and accidently got my son's account deleted along with all his stuff.”
“Why make it so hard, when Microsoft makes it so easy?”
The problem is simple: with Google, a “normal” account cannot become a “child” account managed using the Family Link services that I was just praising on here!
Instead, you have parents trying to trick Google’s services and watching accounts get banned and losing data. Or making a “normal” account managed by Family Link, but without the benefits that come from the age range services that Google also offers.
The vast majority of these parents arrived here the exact same way that I did. My oldest has two email addresses through Google’s Gmail services—entirely by accident.
It’s silly, but it goes back to an error I made when my daughter was born that doesn’t feel like my fault! Like a lot of parents, I registered an email address with their name.
Email might be less important, but they might want one with their name!
I knew that, eventually, I’d need to register accounts for her under something.
My wife and I have Gmail accounts, so we can make her part of our family.
Reasonable, right? Well…it was until YouTube—real YouTube—entered our lives.
Even if your house is full of Apple devices, it’s impossible to avoid Google. They own YouTube! Every parent will grapple with YouTube. Watch it less, watch it more, watch it with restrictions, without restrictions. YouTube comes for every parent.
A huge part of Crossplay is talking through the complications of digital lives for children and adults, and trying to navigate how platforms handle them. It’s Apple accounts talking to Google talking to talking to Microsoft. It’s a lot to juggle.
The irony, of course, is that Apple and Microsoft make this easy. You simply change the ages of the child, sometimes requiring approval by the child or parent. All done!
You do not have this option with Google.
All platforms have friction. I wrote, for example, how Apple handles the simple act of locking a child’s device, like an iPad. In short, you can’t! At least, not without jumping through a lot of hoops buried settings, whereas Google’s Family Link app is simple.
I click a button, the device locks. Not so with a child’s age, however.
For years, my oldest was content with YouTube Kids. There’s been plenty written about YouTube Kids’s issues and it’s still not without weirdness, but that’s mostly what I’ve seen these days: weirdness, not harm. Which is all to say that when I need my children to be mindlessly distracted, they often spend time on YouTube Kids.
Eventually, my oldest started running into problems. She’d enjoy a creator, only to find you couldn’t access many of their videos on YouTube Kids. In theory that’s great, because it’s allowing some videos and filtering out others! But when I’d done enough research to determine a creator was fine, I wanted to give her permission to watch them, and the solution to that problem meant graduating my oldest to “real” YouTube.
I use “real” in quotes because even regular YouTube offers layers of control to parents, notably filtering videos based on age ranges. This all required a child Google account, but I shouldn’t have a problem! I got my kid an account years ago, right?!
But it wasn’t the correct account. Again: Google allows a “child” account to become an “adult” account over time, but you can’t turn an “adult” account into a “child” account.
How many duplicate emails exist in Google’s database because of this? It’s silly.]
Once it’s set up properly, YouTube and Google offer layers of appreciated nuance. Her account has her birthday, telling the companies she is eight years old, but “real” YouTube doesn’t have age filters until age nine. Rather than tell me and my child no, I simply have to acknowledge that I’m allowing her into a bracket that’s older. Voila.
Truthfully, if my daughter ends up with an email address she cares about, it will probably not be one I registered for her. It’ll be more personal and arcane, because what is youth on the internet, if not picking a nickname that haunts you for decades?
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Also:
My online nickname as a kid was “eXtremer.” Yes, with a capital X. The worst. Thankfully, someone gave me the nick name “exxy” and I transitioned to that.
I still wish YouTube sent me a weekly/montly report of what my child was watching. If you’re an engineer that wants to help me develop a hack to somehow make this happen, because Google does let you access watch data, reach out.
I keep waiting for my oldest to get really into a specific creator on YouTube, but that hasn’t happened yet. How has that experience gone for your own kids?
We've managed to avoid separate Google/gmail accounts so far, although my oldest has a Microsoft account because she wanted to own her own chosen set of add-ons, skins, and other things from the Minecraft marketplace (which, don't get me started on how hard it is to filter money and purchases to that account so she can buy Minecoins).
YouTube-wise, we've gotten lucky and my kids accept that plain YouTube is only for the TV and Mom and Dad's phones, so it's just my account logged in on an Android TV box. Kids know they're only allowed to watch a handful of creators and they stick to it, and I double check my watch history via my phone here and there.
Favorite YouTubers in our household that have a pass that kids can watch just about any of their videos:
-StacyPlays (family friendly across her whole channel, almost exclusively Minecraft)
-ZachScottGames (but just Nintendo games; he's not as filtered for more T and M-rated games)
-Aphmau (the group there screams more than we like, but it's mostly harmless small skits/plays played out in Minecraft)
-StampyCat (also Minecraft, generally pretty fun and family-friendly)
-Play Nintendo (all the videos feel supremely fake, but it's Nintendo-produced, so it's always kid-friendly)
A wholesome British youtuber our kid got into is a guy called Stampycat.
https://youtube.com/@stampycat?si=C_DasDDvF6xmJlhJ
He does Minecraft videos amongst other things. Kid was really into him for a while, and now listens to a vidoe game podcast he does called Bonus Points where he and a friend rate new and old video games. It's not sweary and a lot of fun. I really enjoy listening to it as well, very child friendly.
https://open.spotify.com/show/1sVlgLS2boSqY0coeS7AUt?si=jIanfIQbSNeTL2PShYHLhw